Grabbed this off some magazine. haha!

"E(for emo) is a scarlet letter across a guitar strap- a mark of shame or a reason to beg off and plead ignorance"
"Their mantra should be,'nobody understands me'(repeat if needed)"
"The kids that don black hair covering one eye to see the world in a half view"
"Obesity and emos do NOT mix"
"Owning a guitar may help you express yourself in a way that nobody will understand"
"Show your inner despair by looking like you are too sad to eat"

=( so are you emo?